What would Mr. Lee think???

I've always been tempted to know what would have happened if we answered our exam papers like this!!!!

x suannie

MIA

Hi guys,

Will be heading back to KL on Thursday and will be MIA for three weeks. Don't miss me too much ok. And please (especially Ms Suan Chin), don't screw up the blog again, ok? Will be checking from KL... but would rather spend my time collecting ang pow and eating hokkien mee and laksa and fried keow teow then to sit in front of the computer to read what you bunch biatches have to say. :)

In the meantime, here's a little video (which i found hillarious) for you guys to enjoy. (I love You Tube!!)



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Ok.. ttyl. Keep up the postings.

Being Malaysian at Chinese New Year

GUNG HEY FATT CHOY

Snowed in..

Well, I complain about the weather every winter, but this is the first time Cornell actually declared a snow-day and cancelled classes. It hasn't stopped snowing for 24 hours. I'm snowed in--unless I feel like shovelling.

The front of my house (I'm on the ground floor)--there's another apartment above me. Some poor sod's car is in the same predicament as me.

The street I live on. Of course, I'm the only idiot who's actually out on the street.

How the &%#! am I going to get my car out of there?!
/J

1-800-BIRTHDAY

ESTHER.

Single. Lovely. In late twenties. Cute Singaporean guy wanted.

NON-QWERTY Keyboard

I saw and had to use this keyboard in Paris... Jian, you're in Paris, right? How the heck do you use this thing?? and WHY? tell me why is there a need to change the configuration of letters?!?!

Jian, did you bring ur own keyboard to Paris? :)

~al

following suit: reports of windy island... not chicago - singapore

Yep, it's windy as hell in my apt. i HAVE very strange stories to tell you. miss paranoia here keeps thinking there are ppl knocking on her door, and building structure is worst off than malaysia. it is made out of paper. so the self conscious me will keep in down during toilet time. (I KNOW TMIright)

i'm kinda rush for time, cause moi does not have internet connection either, and internet connection is not easily assessible like malaysia. All the coffee places require you to have an account. So right now is the rare chance i get to quickly type away at obrien's.

I have been in sing for a month now. come this weekend. Went on several interviews. Going for a second round with standard chartered bank in about an hour's time - A job I look forward to have.

Also went for one already this morning at eurokars.They carry saab, rolls royce, porshe, mini cooper, and others. Hmm i wonder if they give out 90% discount to company staff, then i can get my dream cayenne, porshe suv. hehe. fat chance lar.

wELL NOt temping like Lara, but I did get a mini contract work out of one interview I went for. So thank god for that, otherwise I really don't know how to pay my ultra high rent. It is the worst time to move here, cause the real estate market has generally just raised 30% past dec , some instances even up to 70%. Unbelievable.

As for the rest of you, whether you are filling up time as jazz singer, or painting your toe nails, please email me ya. hehe.

rumour has it that singaporean men are cuter.. .err still waiting for them to show up. Shopping at orchard road has lost its meaning, and taking the MRT is no longer noble. I miss KL lifestyle, where I can drive like a mad woman and get away with it, as you all should know. The food too. hehe. but at least good for the waist line.

Hope to see you soon Al. And for those who miss me.. feel free to ring me at65 xxx xx xxx. Oh in case you want my home address as well it is : (go check your emails you lazy buggers ~al.. or email me!!)

In terms of geographically where i am located, I am on the east west green line on the MRT system. About 2 stops away from changi airport. So if ever you all stop at changi can always take a rest at my place, hehe. I am about 20 minutes drive away from town. closest neigbourhood to me is like siglap area. if it means anything. :)

alright girls in case I don't communicate soon enough, HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!

LOVE, E

"Nothing in the world is impossible to a willing heart." - Abraham Lincoln

(posted by ~al for the Koo-ness)

sorry.... internet connection from sydney temporarily severed

To my lurvely lay-deeeess, saw the blog... but can't work on it, because i only have internet connection at the office - currently temping at M&C Saatchi Sydney, and i should not use it for personal use of that kind (temp worker la...). first let me clear the air up on suan's slanderous status reports about steph and i... aiyah... before that... CONGRATULATIONS TO SUANNY POOH!!!! So happy for you... and if you name your first kid allison, and turn out like her... the rest of us will be there to go, "i told you so"..... :) steph is not singing in some jazz lounge somewhere.... she actually works nights at a sweat shop packaging goods imported from china... pays better than singing (about 2 cents more per hour)... this has further caused her to not sleep at all... but her eyes are still small, so she constantly looks stoned. as for me, i am continuing my life as a slave to the industry that lives on the soul of depraved humans - advertising. temping for a month at a big agency (man, they do things differently around here). life in sydney has been interesting and scary. constantly missing the comfort of kl, yet very grateful that i am here in sydney. still grasping the accent, train system and all things aussie. once internet connection is installed in the apartment (waited nearly 3 weeks now for it), will update the blog with pics and stuff. until later girls, big shout out again to the bride to be! will be back in kl in nov... so january might be able to try a quick trip back to see suan in her cheongsam (no! you cant wear jeans!!!). until next time.... mings

(posted by ~al on behalf of the ming-ness!!)